BREAKING: RFK Jr. just swapped fluoride for creatine monohydrate in every public water line. America's taps now officially dispense gains water
New mandate: Fluoride completely eradicated from all municipal water systems nationwide. Replaced with pure, micronized creatine monohydrate dissolved at therapeutic saturation levels (5g per liter baseline, adjustable for high-responders). Every faucet, fountain, showerhead, and fire hydrant now delivers "cellular volumization hydration" on demand. Sip, shower, or chug, your intracellular water retention just became a federal priority. RFK Jr.: “Fluoride was a cavity cover-up pushed by Big Dental to keep you weak and inflamed. Creatine? It's the original performance super-molecule. ATP rocket fuel, brain booster, and overnight bloat machine. Weak teeth stay cavity-prone. Strong citizens bloat 5 lbs overnight, fill out the frame, and dominate. We're not hydrating flat anymore. This is MAHA in liquid form: Make America Bloat Again.” - Immediate nationwide infusion: Water treatment plants retrofitted with creatine dosing stations (pharma-grade monohydrate...
